This is my best representation of the BlockNess Monster to date. I created this depiction of good ol’ Nessy based on a composite of literally HUNDREDS of eyewitness accounts I’ve compiled over the years.
This minicab features a slick, glossy black exterior, atop of which Nessy sits on a pile of real Block Island pebbles. So what does she look like, after all the speculation? Picture Albert Einstein hair atop a platypus-type body. Oh! And tiny buck teeth! (I can't forget to mention the teeth!)
Inside the minicab is a cool pool blue, with a vanity mirror, of course. Little scrabble letters read, "I Love The Blockness Monster".
NOTE: Although some scientists insist that the BlockNess Monster was captured in recent years, anyone with half a brain knows THIS IS NOT TRUE.
